Welcome friends to the how to herrittic I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan and I'm

Uncle Doug and this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right. Leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now.

Never fear, that's why we're here.

We're your audio uncles!

And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields,

we're going to share the stories

and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, you only get the one that we know of,

so you better make the most of it. Gentlemen.

Hello.

It is another week of the deadly spring we are experiencing and I feel fine.

Absolutely. It's a good time to uncle.

It is a good time to not parent because those people are going mad with their children at home.

Sorry you guys.

Yeah, totally.

And yeah, should have gotten those tubes tied way back.

The fact that we're recording again means that another week has passed and that's the only way I know that.

But what a show, what a show, it's a fun show this week and very informative.

Doug, you're going to tell us us you're going to take us to the

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