To Die For (2022) UNLOCKED

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2024

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

"You're more Native American than my people ever were."

Alex is on vacation so we're re-releasing an old episode, one of our favorites. We'll be back next week. Until then, Patreon supporters are still getting bonus episodes. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

And please enjoy To Die For. You may learn something.

We watched To Die For, the astonishing new film from the wildly reactionary mind of Duke's of Hazzard's John Schneider.

A green-screen, anti-teen fever dream, the movie chronicles Quint North (John Schneider), a veteran of some war, who is intent on triggering the local high school quarterback after he takes a knee during the national anthem.

Quint's Native American neighbor, Wes, is the avenue for our main character to reel off Gran Torino style racial slurs at a flag-hating libtard, but this Native American Democrat will eventually come to respect the "crazy old white man's" fight against the modern world.

Quint also faces: a daughter filing a restraining order against him on behalf of the high school, the same local quarterback threatening to kill his dog, and a young woman cop who orders a vanilla latte. Will sanity prevail? Will the American flag truly be... To Die For?

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
0:22.0	Stay tuned, guys. We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're...
0:27.6	All there in bar and postal stuff.
0:32.5	Stay tuned.
0:35.1	Yeah, all right.
0:35.9	I'm Alexander Edward.
0:37.5	And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:38.7	And we're a minion death cult.
0:42.2	The world is ending.
0:43.9	The local high school quarterback is responsible.
0:47.4	We're documenting it.
0:50.4	Let's just jump right in because I know this is going to be kind of a wild episode.
1:12.4	We watched a movie. We watched an amazing movie called To Die For by a Duke of Hazard. One of the Dukes of Hazard is apparently like a huge reactionary. Um, I think I remember it from when like they tried to cancel the, uh, his car because it had a Confederate flag on it. And that car was like, you know, the only way he still sees a paycheck. So he was like upset about it or something. That makes
1:17.8	sense. I don't remember that, but that does make that tracks. I'm that, that doesn't surprise me.
1:22.9	Uh, now he was surprised it wasn't about that flag. That's what's funny is he did a bait and switch is like this whole movie is about a flag
1:30.9	and about the flag being canceled.
1:33.4	But it's not the Confederate one that he loves so much.
1:36.2	It's the real one.
1:37.3	You know, like the Confederate one was against or whatever, right?
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