You have to control yourself.

You have to control yourself. And welcome back to horror queers. We're talking, four letters begins with C, cold, C-O-L-D, cold.

We're talking, now if it rains or there's lightning or thunder, or if it snows, I have to jack off. And we're talking, now if it rains or there's lightning or thunder or if it snows, I have to jack off.

And we're talking, I believe that in our fast-moving computer age, it is the medium of television

that joins together the global community, and it is the television journalist who serves

as messenger, bringing the world into our homes and our homes

into the world. It has always been my dream to become such a messenger. I look to you,

gentlemen, now, to make that dream a reality. And I'm Joe. I'm Trace, Mr. Monologger, and we

are talking, it's nice to live in a country where life, liberty, and all the rest of it

still stand for something.

All the rest of it.

All the rest of it.

Everyone, we teased it last week.

I'm sorry, we announced it last week.

We are discussing Gus Van Sant's 1995 masterpiece to die for, starring Nicole Kidman in one of her best roles ever. Oh, boy. Yeah. This was a very

confusing time for me in the mid-90s because I tease this when we talked about Batman forever,

but Nicole Kidman in this period made me wonder what my sexuality was. I was having inklings about my persuasion

towards the male side of the equation. And every time I watch Nicole Kimman in this era,

I was like, something about this hair, something about this line delivery, something about the clothes.

I just like, I mean, oh, shocker, I'm a big old mo. But yeah, she, she and Kira Knightley invent it like Beckham. I was just like, what's going on? Kira Knightley and bented like Beckham. That is a wild comparison to like, to your experience with Nicole Kidman in this movie. One's a little androgynous and one is hyperfam. Yeah. So this, this movie was something I actually saw very late in life.

And when I say late, I mean, I want to say like after I was 30 because I, so the marketing, I remember the poster of the box art for this movie, you know? It's Nicole Kidman. She's like kind of like, sexy. sexy taking off her top a little bit and she's just looking at you um and so i thought

this was very much like an erotic thriller type movie for most of my life okay and i remember my

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