Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.

We're having a baby.

We're having a baby.

I've always wanted to be mom.

And we're bringing you on our journey through everything.

I have no idea what we're doing.

Thank you. I have more of an idea.

I think of it like a Tamagocchi.

At the end of all of this...

We're going to have a little baby. Raising Chelsea,

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T's and T supply. I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie. Wow, wow, wow. Second time's a charm,

a Billy boy. Oh God. Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel. Cool, that was close. You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cases and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelawadware.org. All right, as you know, it's one of my favorite times. It is time to look at the winners and the losers of Thursday night football. You know who the losers were?

Every last one of us sons of bitches that watch that terrible football game because it sucked.

Look, I will always watch a crappy football game over a good basketball or baseball game,

generally speaking.

I'll bet on it more so.

Like, I like that kind of stuff.

All that's well and good. But I hate the Denver Broncos with a passion. I'm sick of seeing

them. I'm sick of seeing them on TV. I'm sick of seeing Bo Nix. I'm sick of seeing Sean

Peyton with his readers on. I'm sick of watching the shitty, awful, fake good football team that is

8 and 2.

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