TMS 2991: Smell No Evil

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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The 4 Monkeys are Micky, Dave, Michael and Peter. I don't like wet TeeVeeeeeeeeeeees! Discounted Black Wiener. Itâs a circumcision, dummy. Amy: The Muppet Sherpa. Give Me the Special Potassium. Don't you make my Brown Eyes Periwinkle. Circumcision - Practice Makes Perfect. Undead media. Feeling Blue with Dunaway. Fantasy Island supernatural death. Farting Diamonds. Fickle Utah Spring Rain. No money Epstein. Schrödinger's cat Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Ever notice how many HBO shows feature people doing dirty deeds at drug-filled parties?
0:05.3	It's a lot to take in on a Friday night.
0:07.6	Lesson your load and party it up with us by supporting TMS on Patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:14.0	Coming up on the morning stream, the four monkeys are Mickey, Dave, Michael, and Peter.
0:18.1	I don't like wet TVs.
0:38.5	Discounted Black Weiner. It's a circumcision, dummy. Amy, the Muppet Sherpa. Give me the special potassium. Don't you make my brown eyes periwinkle? Circumcision. Practice makes perfect. Undead media. Feeling blue with Dunaway. Fantasy Island supernatural death. Farting Diamonds Thickle Utah Spring Rain
0:40.1	No Money Epstein
0:41.3	Schrodinger's Nicole and more
0:43.4	On this episode of the Morning Stream
0:45.2	I'm coming right up to you
0:46.6	Either you turn around and throw down your gun
0:49.0	Or I'm coming right up to you
0:50.6	We don't want you here
0:52.3	We're happy alone We're happy alone.
0:54.5	The morning stream. All the ladies love for lure.
1:18.6	Hello everybody. Welcome to TMS. This is the morning stream for Monday, April 13th, 2026. I am Scott. That is Brian. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
1:25.6	Hello. Hey, I finished that. Finish what do you call it, the white lotus?
1:32.3	White Lotus?
1:33.0	Did it make you thirsty for a pinia collada?
1:35.2	It kind of did.
1:36.6	It kind of put me off from forever.
1:40.1	Also, and I got questions about an aspect of that.
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