TMS 2972: Salmon Hands

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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The Cat Came Back. She's got neon shamrock eyes. It's Ours! We Invented It! Flav o Flavocol. Popcorn Boogers. Captain Invoice. I want to be a cursed 3D printed object. I Did a Thing. You can smell rice!! Raiders of the Lost Ibbott. I'm Not Buying The Blush. Happly Apply Day. What If Myself Into A Corner. Clean and Functional like a black website. Going back to the Pitt with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	In space, no one can hear you scream. You also can't dance or build Lego. But on earth, you can do all that. Plus, support us here at patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning's dream, the cat came back.
0:13.8	She's got neon sham rock eyes. It's ours. We invented it. Flavio Flavacol.
0:21.2	Popcorn boogers.
0:22.5	Captain Invoice.
0:23.5	I want to be a cure cursive 3D printed object.
0:26.6	I did a thing.
0:27.8	You can smell rice.
0:29.4	Raiders of the lost ibbit.
0:30.8	I'm not buying the blush.
0:32.3	Happily appellee day.
0:33.6	What if myself into a corner?
0:35.3	Clean and functional like a black website.
0:38.0	Going back to The Pit with Dan and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:44.0	She said a bowel movement came out of him as long as from her fingertips to her elbow, as big around as her forearm.
0:51.9	She said that once it was in the toilet, they couldn't flush it down.
0:56.0	Her husband had to get a shovel out of the garage and chop it up. So get ready. The countdown
1:01.3	to June 13th has begun. The Morning Stream.
1:14.8	Maybe I can help you.
1:16.2	I am Boba Fett.
1:27.0	Hello everybody and welcome to TMS.
1:28.9	This is the morning stream for Tuesday, March 3, 2026.
1:32.5	My name is Scott Johnson.
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