The aliens are coming, but they say they won't come if you guys get into patreon.com slash TMS and support the show first.

Your world is counting on you.

Coming up on the morning stream, I don't like burning pee.

A windy hole means trouble.

I want less bread, more shrimp, and no lieutenant y'ar.

Today's Brian percentage is complicated advertising platforms

for shouting prey to the floating head a big layer of zip happy to fork that sandwich barely

in sandwich form 50 50 celebration one shrimp and one horse when life gives you you plemens. Stone bones with Tom.

Phantom groin pain.

Not generalized.

Just pain in the ass.

Armpit hair is 100% worse.

And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

I type 110 words a minute.

I actually can type faster, but I keep a little bit for myself.

We're not making a western here.

The morning stream. What do you say? We get nipple to nipple.

Hello everybody and welcome to TMS.

This is the morning stream for, what is it today?

February 18th, 2026.

I am Scott Johnson.

That is Bobby Frankenberger.

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