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Hello everyone and welcome to TMS. It is Thursday, January 29th. The year is 2026. I am Scott Johnson. That's Brian, I bet. Hello, Happy Thursday. Yeah, man. Almost to the end of this month already. Crazy. It is. I know. We have 31 this year, though, right? We do. This year we have 31 days in January. Like every January. Like every January. Yeah, I always forget which months don't and which ones do. Is it just, it's not just February, is it that doesn't have the full 30? No, no, no. So here's how you do it. You put out your knuckles. Do it with me, Scott. Put out your knuckles. All right. Now, start with your rightmost knuckle, pinky knuckle, right? This one. Okay. Yep. All right. January. See how it sticks up? There's a bulge? 31. There's a divot right next to it. That's February. That's either 28 or 29, depending on the year.

All right.

Then there's another knuckle. That's March. That's 31.

Then there's another divot. That's April. That's 30.

Yeah.

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