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The Morning Stream

TMS 2953: Firecracker Boobs

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Nut Sundae. Peach Comma Teaaaaaaaaaaaa. Scott Is Louder In His Head. There's Chocolate On His Sweater Already, Neopolitan Spaghetti. That's Totally a Glape. The food's good at the hotel, but there's no atmosphere. In space no one can hear you scam. AI Eater Lad. Solo cup fred. Mini Minucci. I Missed BaldCon By a Hair. Vodka Drunkinski. Jerry's Got Skillet.A round of root beer floats for everyone! Bang a Gong with tv's stravis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Never take a Jeep to a Honda dealership.

0:02.3

They'll just look at you funny and nothing's going to happen.

0:05.0

Instead, drop that Jeep over to the URL known as patreon.com slash TMS and support us so we can keep making this show.

0:12.9

Coming up on the morning stream, Nut Sunday.

0:15.3

Peach comma T!

0:17.9

Scott is louder in his head.

0:19.5

There's a chocolate on his sweater already. Neopolitan spaghetti.'s a chocolate on his sweater already.

0:22.0

Neopolitan spaghetti.

0:23.5

There's chocolate on his sweater already.

0:25.3

Neapolitan spaghetti.

0:26.6

That's totally a glap.

0:28.3

The food...

0:29.3

Sorry, my rap skills.

0:32.4

The food's good at the hotel, but there's no atmosphere.

0:35.1

In space, no one can hear you scam.

0:37.4

AI eater lad solo cup fred

0:39.9

minnie manucci i missed bald con by a hair vodka drunkenski jerry's got skillet a round of root bear floats

0:46.7

for everyone bang a gong with tvs travis and more on this episode of the morning stream it is the

0:53.5

ninth day of the year,

0:54.8

and I've just had my 41st bowel movement.

0:57.1

This is absolutely satanic.

0:58.8

Ahoy, it is.

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