TMS 2930: Hobo Sardines

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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The Internet Comes On Computers Now. Heavily Nude. Curdy and Chunky. How many moons does Tony Hawk have? Just Fishy Enough. 26 Bones Burger. Spindle Bindle. Is it Too Early For a Sardine Taco. Fire Up Up. Lord of the Tears. Uncooked Egg Stuff. The Key to Good Gift Giving --- KIM. Do trivia properly, come on it's not rocket science! I assumed a dude. Poop Or Die with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Don't trust anyone who gives you a bottle of yogurt soda.
0:03.3	But do trust people that tell you how good it is to support this show at patreon.com
0:08.1	slash TMS.
0:09.4	Those are your best friends.
0:11.3	Coming up on the morning stream, the internet comes on computers now.
0:14.6	Heavily nude.
0:15.6	Curdy and chunky.
0:16.6	How many moons does Tony Hawk have?
0:18.7	Just fishy enough.
0:19.9	26 Bones Burger. Spindlebindle. Is it too early to get a sardine taco? Fire up. Up. Lord of the tears. Uncooked egg stuff. The key to good gift giving, Kim. Do trivia properly. Come on. It's not rocket science. I assumed a dude. Poop or die with Wendy and more on this episode of the
0:38.7	morning stream. Time. Leisure time. Did you ever stop to think how much leisure time you
0:45.7	really have? Some of us put our leisure time to good use. And some of us spend most of our leisure
0:52.5	time just moping.
0:54.8	Moping.
0:55.8	Lime-s-sleckin-de-sneckon-checkling,
0:57.5	shreck-lendem-up-schleck and smeckon.
1:00.7	The morning stream.
1:14.2	Talent in a can, ladies and gentlemen.
1:22.0	I love that one.
1:25.1	Hey, everybody, welcome to TMS.
1:26.6	It is good, right?
1:27.4	One where he kind of crashes out is also a favorite.
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