TMS 2928: Vegetation Thing

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Me So Phony. Age Appropriate Creepiness. Ussy Galore. Is There a Band Called The Band Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. My Man Thing Smells. We Dropped A Lot of Tools. Appropriately aged crush. Enshitificating Aura Farming for Rage Baiting. The Last Christoph Waltz. Swamp Thing Smells Like Flowers. 52 Socket Pick Up. That's not how caviar works. Aw, the Bigaboop! Goats are Dicks, and This Proves It. Only room for one Danica with Dan. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Can you hear it? Somewhere, WAM's last Christmas is playing over the loud speaker in a target.
0:06.1	Good thing you stayed home and decided to intend...
0:08.4	Instead, support us at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:13.1	Coming up on the morning stream, misophony.
0:15.8	Age-appropriate creepiness.
0:17.8	Ossie galore.
0:18.7	Is there a band called The Band because I like really wanted to know?
0:22.7	My man thing smells.
0:24.1	We dropped a lot of tools.
0:25.7	Appropriately aged crush.
0:27.5	And shittificating aura farming for rage baiting.
0:30.3	The last Christopholts.
0:32.0	Swamp thing smells like flowers.
0:34.0	52 socket pickup.
0:35.6	That's not how caviar works. Ah, the bigaboop. The goats are dicks,
0:40.1	and this proves it. Only room for one Danica with Dan and more on this episode of the morning
0:45.4	stream. You, me, and your bald buddy there are going to go out to the lake. And you're going to
0:50.0	show me how to catch a wide-mouth bass with a rock or crack. I laugh at Tony Danza.
0:54.3	I laugh at Tony Danza.
0:57.3	I laugh at Tony Danza.
1:01.5	D. D. M.S.S.S.S. D.
1:07.1	The morning stream. Conan the barbarian.
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