TMS 2926: Pop Tart Inception

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Pull the lips apart and blow. Every kid needs a whoopie cushion. Straw tart blow berry pop torch with Dunaway. Appropriately sized Grinch. Every fart is funny when you're six. Cushion Regrets. Christmas village appropriation. Three Holes In A Bottom!! Always call the garage door guy. International Eating Holidays. What is the apple jacks flavor? Shoe breakfast. Paprika dump. Three fume sleep. Whipping Buggys with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Is it too early for Christmas music? Yes, it is. Is it too early for a fish sandwich? Maybe.
0:04.9	Is it too early to support us at patreon.com slash TMS? It's never too early. Sign up today at
0:11.9	Patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream, pull the lips apart and blow. Every kid needs
0:18.1	a whoopee cushion. Straw tart, blueberryberry pop torch with Dunaway. Appropriately
0:22.6	sized cringe. Every fart is funny when you're six. Cushion regrets. Christmas village appropriation.
0:28.8	Three holes in a bottom. Always call the garage door guy. International eating holidays.
0:34.7	What is the apple jacks flavor? Shoe breakfast. Paprika dump.
0:38.4	Three fume sleep.
0:39.9	Whipping buggies with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:43.9	I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold fringe flag.
0:47.8	A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an admiralty court.
0:50.9	An admiralty court signifies a naval court martial.
0:53.7	I cannot be court-martial twice.
0:55.7	That is all. Furthermore, Hors shit!
1:02.3	M-M-S-S-S-S-S-D. The morning stream. One way or the other.
1:11.5	This war ends tonight.
1:18.7	Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
1:20.9	It is the morning stream for Wednesday, November 26th, 2025.
1:25.0	I'm Scott Johnson.
1:25.9	That's Brian, but hi, Brian.
1:46.8	Happy Thanksgiving Eve. Thanksgiving. We should combine it. Just call Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. Let's do it. Just a two-day event. It's all good with me. I slept like garbage. I have maybe three fumes left in me. I had the worst sleep last night. really yeah i don't know why i don't I don't know what that was about. Actually, I do know why. We had a little... It was not great for me either. We had a little girl on the floor and the thing. And whenever the kids are over and they sleep over, they... I worry about them all night. So I think that's it. I think I just sit there and stress about him. But you didn't sleep well, you say? I didn't sleep well either. I woke up at a little after one and was able to get back to sleep pretty quick. I took a little melaton
2:06.9	and gummy and then woke up at five and I said, this is it for me. I'm up. But one to five,
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