TMS 2923: Beaver Charger

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Don't put car batteries in your pants. I could lick a car for days. Pee Pickle Porcupine. I don't like greasy keeeeeeeeeeys! Depantsing Dracula. Still Can't Get the Hang of Wednesdays. Wandering Vegas looking for a Special Noodle. Coke Zero is Better Than Diet Coke: DISCUSS. Non-adhesive condiments. Driveolepsy. Greazy Keyboard. You'll have no alcohol, no guns and no Lt. Yar! Don't Dogorrito and Drive. Steve Harvey and Cockney Rebel. Giving Us Us with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Last night I had a dream, and I was eaten by a polar bear in this dream, but only half of me.
0:05.3	The other half was eaten by another polar bear, which means I was eaten by polar bears.
0:12.9	Anyway, forget that stuff and just hop on patreon.com slash TMS today and support your favorite show.
0:19.0	Coming up on the morning stream, don't put car batteries in your pants.
0:22.9	I could lick a car for days.
0:25.2	Pea pickle porcupine.
0:27.0	I don't like greasy keys.
0:30.1	De-pantsing Dracula.
0:31.4	Still can't get the hang Wednesdays.
0:33.2	Wandering Vegas looking for a special noodle.
0:35.9	Coke Zero is better than Diet Coke. Discuss.
0:38.7	Non-adhesive condiments.
0:40.5	Drive-Alepsy. Greasy keyboard.
0:42.8	You'll have no alcohol, no guns, and no lieutenant y'R!
0:47.0	Don't doggarito and drive.
0:48.7	Steve Harvey and Cockney Rebel.
0:50.5	Giving us, us with Tom, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:55.3	In the nightmare world of superstition and fear, the familiar story of Dracula is a case
1:01.0	in point. You heard me take off your pants.
1:05.2	M-M-S-D. The Morning stream.
1:15.0	This car smells weird.
1:22.0	Hello everybody and welcome to TMS.
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