TMS 2921: The Good Oil

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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No Colored Filament, I'll just make do with Black. Dropping the Eff. K-Pop Badoo Badop. We are living in a SOCIETY!! The Army Of Weirdos. Where's the meat? You're so close! Well-Trained in Alcohol. Luke J. Skywalker. Sucker for Structure. Lil Cussbag. Would you like Geritol with that? I don't like ChatGPT degrees... Maybe it's Taco Bell? Maybe it's Salmonella. Darth Micheal Vader. Harvesting Potatoes With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	There's a tale going around that putting up Christmas trees too early will bring shame to your village.
0:05.4	You can only fix it by signing up for our Patreon at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:11.1	Coming up on the morning stream, no colored filament, all just make do with black.
0:16.8	Dropping the F.
0:18.1	K-pop-da-bo-bo-da-p.
0:20.7	We are living in a society. The army of weirdos. Where's the meat? You're so close. Well-trained in alcohol. Luke J. Skywalker. Sucker for structure. A little cuss bag. Would you like Jaritol with that? I don't like chat GPT degrees.
0:39.3	Maybe it's Taco Bell.
0:40.5	Maybe it's Salmonella.
0:41.8	Darth Michael Vader.
0:43.6	Harvesting potatoes with Wendy.
0:46.5	And more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:49.7	He looks at the hand of a man and tells whatever.
0:50.8	It's true.
0:52.8	Sipsy Dick will show you.
0:55.5	Your word doesn't mean as much as a Chinese dollar.
0:56.7	Whoa. M.M.S.S.S.D. Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS. This is the, there's the pre-show still floating. Got rid of it. Oh, okay. Didn't want to tickle that one out of existence. I know. Two days in a row. We can't handle that. It is November 13th, 2025. I am Scott Johnson. That is Brian Ibitt. And damn it, it's a Thursday. Welcome, that. It is November 13th, 2025. I am Scott Johnson.
1:27.7	That is Brian Nibbitt.
1:28.7	And damn it, it's a Thursday.
1:30.1	Welcome, everybody.
1:31.0	It is.
1:31.8	It's a Thursday.
1:32.4	It's kind of a Friday Thursday for us because you're going down to Vegas for Memorial.
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