TMS 2908: Sticky Scents

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Iron Man in the Sheets, Old man in the streets. I Don't Like Being Stabbed By Figurineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Potato Adjacent. Yokel Kryptonite! 20 Year Old Smell. Sounds Like A Skill Issue. Teslas Run on Fartgas. Sending Brian the Stiffy board. 1900-CRY-ABOUT-IT. Less Fred, Better Game. Traffic and weather on the ones: at 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, and 19. I love a good Cuban. L2P Noob!! Cry harder for 3 bucks a minute. Y'ever Lose Your Pass Key with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	I once knew a man named Fred, who was known for wedding his bed.
0:04.4	One day he got up and went in a cup and never again in the bed.
0:08.7	That's bad poem structure.
0:10.1	So ignore that and instead become a patron at patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:15.4	Coming up on the morning stream.
0:16.8	Iron man in the sheets?
0:18.3	Old man in the streets.
0:19.9	I don't like being stabbed by figurines.
0:24.2	Potato adjacent.
0:25.7	Yokel kryptonite.
0:26.9	20-year-old smell.
0:28.2	Sounds like a skill issue.
0:29.6	Tesla's run on fart gas.
0:31.6	Sending Brian the Stiffyboard.
0:33.7	1-900 cry about it.
0:35.6	Less Fred.
0:36.4	Better game.
0:37.2	Traffic and weather on the ones at 10, 11, 14 15 16 17 18 and 19 I love a good Cuban
0:43.9	L2 P noob cry harder for three bucks a minute you ever lose your past key with tom and more on this episode of the morning Stream. I don't know anything.
0:55.2	That wasn't me.
0:57.0	I was sitting watching Dukes of Hazard.
0:59.6	My friend Paul that was wearing a green sweatpants.
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