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The Morning Stream

TMS 2897: Grindr Mishap

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

They all sound like Dave Matthews. And the sausage tastes like wood. Permanent Blast. Four Shit Shakes. KPop Demon Ramen Slurpers. What the fert is 6-7? A crazy person at a conference. Hair metal? More like wheelchair metal amiright? Southern dirt rock. Don't You Know Phil Oakley. Almost Getting Off the Island of Frasier. Rom Reading Rom. Skibidi Toilet 2: Skibidi Urinal. I ditched the News today, oh boy. Choosing Happiness With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Hello, Sweaterweather.

0:02.1

Bring on cozy duvet days, crisp air and crunchy leaves.

0:06.9

Out-out is out.

0:09.2

And the original pumpkin spice latte is in.

0:13.1

Handcrafted with our signature espresso and seasonal pumpkin flavors,

0:17.7

then topped with whipped cream, cinnamon and nutmeg.

0:21.1

Hot or iced? PSL. It's here. Only at the Starbucks coffee company. Subject to availability

0:28.5

while stocks last. There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating

0:34.2

on your local takeaway, the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually

0:39.1

is fancy dress. The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report, especially if you're

0:45.5

looking to borrow money. It lets you understand what lenders see, so you can increase your chances

0:50.7

of getting the best deals. It's dead easy to check it and completely free. See it

0:56.7

in seconds. Download the Experian app today. Woody Guthrie once saying, this land is your land,

1:05.0

this land is my land. He was right in a bunch of ways, but he left out the part where you go and

1:10.4

support our Patreon

1:11.8

at patreon.com slash TMS.

1:14.6

Coming up on the morning stream, they all sound like Dave Matthews.

1:17.7

And the sausage tastes like wood.

1:20.0

Permanent blast.

1:21.4

Four shit shakes.

1:22.6

K-pop demon ramen slurpers.

1:24.5

What the fur to six, seven.

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