TMS 2895: Vile of Bathwater

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Roll For Procrastination. Give Me a Car That Cars. McDirnt. Check out my pepperoni. Hey, Is It Too Early For a Kim Sandwich? We named the dog after Indiana Jone's dog. Smooth Laminator. I Just Triggered SRIR. Everyone Needs to Laminate Their Mattress. Advertisement Across the Forehead. The Kardashians Started Like Most Things With a Sex Tape. Roll To Pee. Billy Joe and the Great Uncles. He plays such a good bastard. Because we have to with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Hello, Sweaterweather.
0:02.1	Bring on cozy duvet days, crisp air and crunchy leaves.
0:06.9	Out-out is out.
0:09.2	And the original pumpkin spice latte is in.
0:13.1	Handcrafted with our signature espresso and seasonal pumpkin flavors,
0:17.7	then topped with whipped cream, cinnamon and nutmeg.
0:21.1	Hot or iced?
0:22.8	PSL.
0:23.8	It's here.
0:25.2	Only at the Starbucks coffee company.
0:27.5	Subject to availability while stocks last.
0:29.8	Summer's nearly over.
0:31.0	It's time to get back to real life.
0:32.9	Luckily, Sinch has got all the essentials sorted, and we're not talking about new
0:36.4	textbooks.
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1:01.8	If you meet a talking horse once, you met a talking horse.
1:05.4	If you meet talking horses all day, you should head to the patreon.com slash TMS and support this show.
1:12.0	Coming up on the morning stream, roll for procrastination.
1:15.3	Give me a car that cars.
1:17.3	Check out my pepperoni.
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