Perhaps one of the worst lyrics ever put to paper was, I feel a hunger, it's a hunger.

From Eddie Monies, take me home tonight. If we could go back in time, we'd have him saying,

I feel a hunger, it's a hunger to support Scott and Brian at patreon.com slash TMS. I fixed it.

Coming up on the morning stream, Mike Hunt's pizza. You won't notice the chunking. I'm sure I did enough space,

but it's fine. Pulling a 48-hour Johnson. Cash in my Johnny Paycheck. And you can read rice.

Tony Conan Doyle. Your slang is weird, Toronto. Gosh darn dude. Quabble is the gullimate word.

Little yellow and different.

1984 is a short book, but feels long living through it.

Ghr, Martin.

The Morning Stream Kimchi Dogs.

The Piven Stream.

Room to wiggle with Tom and more on this episode of the Morning Stream.

You guys sweeping hair like big turtleneck vultures.

You stomp around in my garden and then you split. I guys sweep in here like big turtleneck vultes, you stomp around in my garden, and then you're split.

I'll just pee here.

The morning stream.

We're not toys.

We're action figures.

Hello, everyone. Welcome to TMS. It is the morning stream for August 27th, 2025. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian Abbott.

Hello and good day. Good day to you, sir.

Good hump day. Yes, indeed. You're supporting the team we all love now, the bananas. That's right. The real team, the realest ever of all time.

Because West Ham didn't do so well against the Wolverhampton Wolves.

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