TMS 2859: Bodega Beetle

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Rotten Tomatoes With A Pinch Of Salt. Millie Madison. You Get NO Mufky, NO Fufky & NO Lt Yar! Dudes care about their bags. Jersey Mike's pregnancy testing and cigar bar. Is That Sabrina Carpenter In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? She Has the Meats Right Here. Mainstream Stippling. Human Dot Matrix. Eat this book with peace and love. What's in Your Bag? A lot of 4s today. one. Gambit Booby. Triumph the Insult Comic Dad. Always start with P with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	You never know where the journey will take you.
0:03.0	One Tinder match.
0:05.0	And not only have I met someone new,
0:07.0	but we've discovered a sick Italian restaurant together.
0:11.0	And it turns out, football is now our thing.
0:15.0	Didn't see that one coming?
0:17.0	Discover unexpected possibilities with Tinder.
0:21.9	Whatever it takes you, it starts with a swipe.
0:25.2	Tinder, download the app today.
0:31.8	You know what they say about a broken clock, right?
0:34.7	A broken clock means you might forget what time it is. And right now,
0:38.5	it's time to sign up at patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream, Rotten Tomatoes
0:45.1	with a pinch of salt. Millie Madison. You get no muffky, no fufky, and no lieutenant
0:51.4	y'r. Dudes care about their bags. jersey mike's pregnancy testing and cigar bar is that
0:57.1	sybrina carpenter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me she has the meats right there
1:02.2	mainstream stippling human dot matrix eat this book with peace and love what's in your bag a lot of fours today
1:10.3	one gambit booby triumph the insult comic dad always start with Peace and love. What's in your bag? A lot of fours today. One.
1:11.2	Gambit, Booby.
1:12.1	Triumph, the insult, comic dad.
1:14.1	Always start with P, with Wendy, and more on this episode of the morning stream.
1:19.7	If there's one thing that I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother-laws, or mother-freaking Ukrainians.
1:26.0	You've got a rather large hematoma.
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