TMS 2854: Spermy voices

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

I don't like unsolicited peeeee!! Leave the Dicks on the Cutting Room Floor. Going full Gollum. Butt Cream. Millions of Spermies, Spermies for me. Too High for Penn and Teller. With Pees and Love. This Show was Mostly Scripted. More of a Burnt Umber. Fossey Gorillas, Goodall Chimps. Suddenly appearing pish. Vegas Scam. CashApp - 9 out of 10 Twinks agree. Perturated. The James Bond Zone with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	The wind blows, the sun shines, and the bird crows.
0:04.2	Those are all hard truths.
0:05.9	Another hard truth is TMS needs your help to exist.
0:09.3	Help us at patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:13.1	Coming up on the morning stream, I don't like unsolicited pee.
0:18.6	Leave the dicks on the cutting room floor going full gollum butt cream
0:23.3	millions of spermies spermies for me too high for pen and teller with peas and love this show is
0:29.7	mostly scripted more of a burnt umber fossi gorillas good all champs suddenly appearing pitch
0:35.4	vagus scam cash app nine out of ten twinks agree.
0:38.7	Perturated.
0:39.8	The James Bond Zone with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:45.7	Here's a handy little model that comes with a hole in the top.
0:48.4	For all those people who have pet your ants.
0:50.0	You have 24 hours to live, pig. The morning stream.
1:05.4	Looks like we missed the party.
1:10.7	Hello everyone and welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream for Tuesday, July 15th. Miss the Party.
1:12.6	Hello, everyone, and welcome to TMS.
1:16.4	It's the morning stream for Tuesday, July 15th, 2025.
1:18.0	Got a couple of fives today.
1:22.8	Actually, we have a, let's see, we have a 1-5-25.
1:24.6	It'd be cool if it was a 1-1-10. Yeah, it'd be great if it was May 15th.
1:26.7	Yeah, there you go
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