TMS 2849: A Brief of Pelicans

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Clark Cornsweat Kent. Bowling Correspondence School. Neighbors shooting their stuff into the night. Eating old eggs in the sun. Planet of the Shrewdness of the Apes. Cat Clowder Crowding the Chowdah. Who Freaked the Dogs out - who, who. Just like a Scott Returning to His Vomit. E. coli brand salad. Silica Gel in the Raw. Choking the Turtle. NIEDERMEYER!! Why Why the 5th of July? The place was Rio, and Scott didn't barf this time. Cartman is not a Role Model with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	We don't all get a good innings in life. I'm Andrew Strauss and I lost my wife Ruth to cancer in 2018.
0:07.2	One of the hardest things about an incurable cancer diagnosis is talking to your children about it.
0:13.2	The Ruth Strauss Foundation is here to help. We support parents to prepare their children to face grief.
0:20.3	You can help. Join in our Red for Ruth fundraising campaign.
0:24.7	At the Ruth Strauss Foundation, we believe no family should have to face grief alone.
0:29.8	Voting for the British Podcast Awards' listeners' choice category is open. Make sure you vote for your
0:35.8	favourite podcast to see them take the crown. In 2024,
0:40.6	Help I sexted my boss claim the trophy. But who will come out on top this year? Voting closes
0:47.0	7th of September 2025. Podcasts must have been available by the 1st of June 2025 and listed on
0:53.8	Apple Podcast Directory.
0:56.0	You can vote via our website, Britishpodcastawards.com slash voting. Don't miss your chance
1:02.6	to have your say. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight, through the medium of the
1:09.7	animated cartoon, we present a murder mystery condensed from authentic criminal records.
1:14.5	It is my sincere purpose in exposing the brutal killer involved in this horrible case
1:19.1	to prove to you beyond the shadow of a doubt that crime does not pay.
1:23.6	I like them square hamburgers.
1:25.5	B, M-M-S-D-D. I like them square hamburgers. The morning stream.
1:37.3	This car smells weird.
1:44.0	Hello everyone and welcome to this weird smelling car known as TMS for a Monday, July 7th, 20, 25.
1:53.5	Does it smell like beef?
1:55.5	A little bit like beef, a little bit like spent fireworks around here, you know?
2:00.6	Plus, people are still gearing up for the 24th where we do it all over again.
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