TMS 2838: Onion Latte

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Pour Low Sugar on Me. Talk like an idiot Thursday. Sucking on it for a long time. Wouldn't hurt to have a filled cream. Ye Don't Craveee it Fortnightlyyyyy. Dump the Resin Into The Thing. Underwear Maker Lab. 99% Chair Mat. Chain Sucking Dum Dums. Ya ever seen soggy paper?! Hork it down real quick and your fine! A Thick Pile of Carpet. Kids, How Do They Work? Gary Got The Generator. Appreciating Ankles With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Hey kids, remember when Ringo said, I'm not going to sign any more autographs after October 20th.
0:06.6	I'm warning you now with peace and love.
0:09.6	We do too.
0:10.5	And help soften the blow of that quote.
0:13.1	We recommend heading to patreon.com slash TMS and support us today with peace and love.
0:19.2	Coming up on the morning stream, pour low sugar on me sucking on
0:24.7	it for a long time duck like an idiot Thursday wouldn't hurt to have a filled cream yeah don't
0:30.5	crave it for a nightly dump the resin into the thing underwear maker lab Maker Lab. 99% chair meat.
0:38.7	Chain sucking dumb dumbs.
0:40.2	You ever seen soggy paper?
0:42.0	Hork it down real quick and you're fine.
0:44.1	The thick pile of carpet.
0:45.9	Kids, how do they work?
0:47.6	Gary got the generator.
0:49.1	Jerk. Appreciating ankles with Wendy and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:54.4	No, Margie.
0:55.2	Your cake didn't turn out so well because you misunderstood a term in your cookbook.
0:59.4	You'll find that your cookbook contains many terms which pertain to cooking alone.
1:03.3	It is necessary if you know what these terms mean before you can interpret recipes properly.
1:07.2	We're used to dealing with barf bags like you.
1:35.8	M-M-S-D- these properly. We're used to dealing with barf bags like you. Good morning, everyone. Welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream for June 12th, 2025. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian Abbott.
1:41.7	It is. It is. It is. Hello? Is it? Hello. Hello. Did you?
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