TMS 2836: Creaky Eating

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Raynor doesn't like beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. I'm not looking for the final solution Adolf. Stiffy While Driving. Dead Squirrels in Buckets. We're not afraid to use the chicken. Multi-Directional Impaling. Macklemore's Stuff is At a The Thrift Shop Now. Snack-tanic Panick. Forensic Cheeto Analysis. Tricerati. With Great Responsibility Comes Great Chicken Use. Are there Italians in Italian Seasoning, 'cause I like really want to know. Cheetozard. Son Lookin' like a Dude. TB Karaoke with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Homer of ancient times once said,
0:02.5	Tell me, Muse, of the man of many ways.
0:05.6	Oh, the muse reportedly turned to him and proclaimed.
0:08.5	Supporting the TMS Patreon is the only way to explain any of this.
0:11.9	See what I did there.
0:12.8	Follow your muse at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:16.2	Coming up on the morning stream, Rainer doesn't like bees.
0:23.9	I'm not looking for the final solution, Adolf.
0:29.6	Stiffy while driving. Dead squirrels and buckets. We're not afraid to use the chicken. Multidirectional impaling. McElmore's stuff is at the thrift shop now. Snactanic panic. Forensic Cheeto analysis.
0:36.4	Triceratai. With great responsibility comes great chicken use.
0:40.3	Are there Italians in Italian seasoning because I like really wanted to know?
0:44.5	Chito Zard.
0:45.6	Son looking like a dude.
0:47.5	TB karaoke with Amy and more on this episode of the Morning Stream.
0:52.3	It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea,
0:55.4	or a maiden there lived whom you may know by the name of Oralee.
0:59.3	My apologies to Edgar Allan Poe.
1:01.2	No, I'm going to handle this my way.
1:06.9	The Morning stream.
1:14.4	I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
1:23.7	Hello, everybody.
1:24.8	Welcome to TMS.
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