TMS 2830: Grape Tasters

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Limp Viscous. Brian Shows Us His Ball. Birds are real and they're spectacular assholes. Move your little stick around. FEP U! Shiny Happy Resin. Squirrel Beggars. I don't like the Lottereeeeeeeee. RFK Hoggle. Resin-mergency. Backup Rug. The Bird Feeder Economy. Greased up squirrel pole. Pope Bob. Artificial Deadlines with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	It was a cold dark night when you randomly got online and immediately pledged your support for TMS.
0:06.1	And you did that at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:09.5	And you lived happily ever after.
0:12.1	Coming up on the morning stream, limp viscous.
0:15.3	Brian shows us his ball.
0:17.1	Birds are real and they're spectacular assholes.
0:20.0	Move your little stick around.
0:21.7	Fep you.
0:22.7	Shiny happy resin.
0:25.3	Squirrel beggars.
0:26.6	I don't like the lottery!
0:30.1	RFK Hoggle.
0:31.5	Resin emergency.
0:32.5	Backup rug.
0:33.3	The bird feeder economy.
0:35.2	Greased up squirrel pole.
0:36.7	Pope Bob.
0:41.7	Artificial deadlines with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:44.7	I've never sweat so much on a first date before.
0:46.1	Yeah, you're a pretty good player.
0:48.5	I hired you because of your prison record.
0:50.0	I thought you were a man I could trust. B. M.S.
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