TMS 2824: Pumice Money

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Daily Dirt Snort. That's not pseudoscience. It's just dumb. Industrial Metal is Grandpa Music. Anal Eyes. Don't eat the blue snow. It's a DRY snow. Just a veterinarian with a straw and a flashlight now. What does YOUR decade sound like? Donut suppositories go in the donut hole. Colonoscopy Play by Play. Getting the squirts of serotonin. Phil Collins Will Be In My Heart But Not In My Brain. Stale Sunlight. All the information's on the Cast. All That and a bag of Cervix Chips, with Bobby, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Albert Einstein once said, the important thing is not to stop questioning.
0:04.7	Curiosity has its own reason for existence. He was right, of course, but he could have also added
0:09.3	how important it was to support patreon.com slash DMS. Coming up on the morning stream, daily dirt
0:14.3	snort. That's not pseudoscience. It is dumb. Industrial metal is grandpa music.
0:19.6	Analize. Don't eat the blue snow. It's a dry snow.
0:23.4	Just a vegetarian with a straw and a flashlight now.
0:26.4	What does your deck I'd sound like? Donut suppositories go in the donut hole.
0:31.0	Colonoscopy play by play. Getting the squirts of serotonin.
0:34.2	Phil Collins will be in my heart, but not in my brain. Wow. Stale sunlight.
0:39.8	All the information's on the cast.
0:41.7	All that and a bag of cervix
0:43.3	chips with Bobby and more on this episode
0:45.5	of The Morning Stream.
0:47.3	Tickle the kids with a swimming cucumber shark
0:49.4	that uses regular food to power it along.
0:51.7	I don't like bees. The morning stream.
1:05.7	Prepare the virgin.
1:07.2	I don't like the sound of that.
1:17.4	M.S, everybody.
1:18.5	Welcome to TMS.
1:19.7	This is the morning stream for May 19th, 2025.
1:22.8	I am Scott Johnson.
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