TMS 2823: Kenny Van Heflin

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Iiiii Don't Like Fancy Pinkieeeeeeeeeeees! Brian... Why do you smell like a Barq's? Jowel Don Baker. No smoking babies in this house! What's the Deal with Male Nipples? Useless As Tits On A Bull. Business or Pleh-Zhur. Build a Blonde Blanket. Donny's Real, You're Out of Your Element! You Ow Me Le Favors. There was internet on which to lodge my complaints. Nose Picking is a Personal Choice. Uncle Jessie's white eyelashes. 4 grand is for suckers. Attached to Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	How would you spend 200 million pounds?
0:04.3	I'm Sorrell and I'm back for season two of the insanely lavish,
0:08.0	rich beyond my wildest dreams podcast,
0:10.0	where hilarious guests get their hands on an imaginary 200 million pound jackpot
0:14.4	on Euro millions from the National Lottery.
0:16.7	I would buy tickets to go and see Backstreet Boys in the sphere.
0:19.1	I'd buy the sphere. What are we talking about?
0:21.1	The bougier, the better.
0:22.9	Turns into a lunatic with all this money.
0:26.2	I'm trying to buy Europe.
0:27.8	So get ready for confetti cannons, champagne, giant checks,
0:31.3	and some of the most outrageous ways a person could possibly spend a 200 million pound fortune.
0:38.2	Jakuzy karaoke?
0:39.5	Jakuzy.
0:40.3	Carrioguzzi.
0:42.3	You can get that Euro million's feeling every Friday
0:45.6	by searching for Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams on all podcasting apps,
0:49.9	YouTube, Instagram and TikTok.
0:54.5	Roy Batty once said,
0:56.5	I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
0:59.3	Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
1:02.3	I watch sea beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhouser Gate.
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