TMS 2795: Cow Hums It

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Concrete clown shit. Assuming no one's pee shy. Dr. Bigfinger Gorillahands. Scott breaks his HIPAA. Super British man. Skivvy Encounter. Panera Bread Virgin. The iPod Mork, Nano Nano. How Come We Say How Come? Haunted by clowns. Successfully disappointing. Climbing Brian Head. Texas has a strong personality. I Like Big Ass Burritos and I Cannot Lie. Dan Has all the cards and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	We have it on good authority that the robots will rise up at 2.13 p.m. tonight central time.
0:06.2	Perfect. Just enough time to support TMS before it's too late at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:12.2	Coming up on the morning stream, Concrete Clownship.
0:15.3	Assuming no one's pee shy.
0:17.4	Dr. Big Finger Gorilla Hands.
0:19.6	I break my HIPAA.
0:20.8	Super British Man's. Skivie encounter. Panera British. P-shy. Dr. Big Finger Gorilla Hands. I break my HIPAA.
0:23.8	Super British Man's Skivie encounter.
0:25.5	Panera Bread Virgin.
0:27.5	The iPod Mork Nano-Nano.
0:29.4	How come we say how come?
0:30.7	Haunted by clowns.
0:32.1	Successfully disappointing.
0:33.7	Climbing Brian Head.
0:35.9	Texas has a strong personality.
0:38.7	I like big as burritos and I cannot lie.
0:43.4	Dan has all the cards and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:51.5	I sure hate to interrupt you all, but we got a cold damn blizzard that's hot on our ass that we're trying to beat to shelter.
0:52.7	She must be hot. She must be hot.
1:03.8	M.S morning stream.
1:05.4	Two weeks.
1:11.4	There's no such thing as two weeks in the news business.
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