TMS 2757: Moist Fitness

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Wickless Wonder. Traffic Avalanche. Stair Condom. Like a Thousand Dead Fish. The Jordache Maneuver. Fig Newton of the morning. Moist Hoist. Take Take was Taken. I Don't Like Passenger Spider-Monkeeeeeeeys. Monk 'Til Midnight. I don't want to eat my car! Chickens are too Stupid to Get it. The No Food Restaurant. Oh by the way, Monk. Starting the new year with miscommunication, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Can you smell it?
0:01.5	Well, can you?
0:02.5	That's the smell of a new year, full of new chances and new opportunities, and a new chance
0:08.1	for you to saunter up to the Patreon and help your favorite hosts out for another 365.
0:13.9	Patreon.com slash TMS.
0:16.1	Coming up on the morning stream, Wickless Wonder.
0:18.7	Traffic avalanche.
0:20.0	Stair a condom. Like a thousand dead fish. Traffic avalanche. Stair condom.
0:21.0	Like a thousand dead fish.
0:23.3	The Jor-Dash maneuver.
0:24.8	Figg Newton of the morning.
0:26.5	Moist, hoist.
0:27.4	Take-take was taken.
0:28.8	I don't like passenger spider monkeys.
0:32.7	Monk till midnight.
0:33.9	I don't want to eat my car.
0:35.2	Chickens are too stupid to get it.
0:37.1	The no food restaurant.
0:38.5	Oh, by the way, Monk.
0:40.0	Starting the new year with miscommunication with Wendy and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:46.5	People keep correcting me, telling me that it's cyber truck and not Tesla truck.
0:53.0	I don't fucking care.
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