TMS 2752: Maple's Big Jugs

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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There are Lies, Damned Lies and TMS. Rocky Road Candy on LSD. Loaf of diabeetus. Thicker is Better. Cereal and Pee with Dunaway. CAN deed FRUIT. Time Is Effed. Kim is More Than a Good Neighbor! Aunt Beru's Genuine Maple Syrup. Dallas Armpit and Butthole Airport. Who Got The Dogs Back. Thicker Just Feels Better In The Hands! 1:1 Is Square. Can a monkey have a tattoo? Cause I like really wanted to know. Are you having a wonderful holiday time spirit time? with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	When we were young, our mom's car had wood paneling all up and down the sides of the thing
0:05.1	and got eight miles to the gallon of leaded gas.
0:08.2	We just had to sit in the back with no safety belts, a mouthful of big league chew,
0:12.0	and no air conditioning.
0:13.1	Good thing we're not there anymore.
0:14.7	So sign up on our Patreon today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:18.9	Coming up on the morning stream, there are lies,
0:21.4	damn lies, and TMS.
0:23.5	Rocky Road Candy on LSD.
0:26.2	Loaf of diabetes.
0:27.7	Thicker is better.
0:28.7	Cereal and pee with Dunaway.
0:30.9	Candide fruit.
0:31.9	Time is effed.
0:33.5	Kim is more than a good neighbor.
0:35.4	Aunt Baru's genuine maple syrup.
0:37.4	Dallas armpit and butthole airport.
0:39.4	Who's got that dog's back?
0:41.1	Thicker just feels better in the hands.
0:42.7	One by one is square.
0:44.3	Can a monkey have a tattoo?
0:46.3	Cause I like really wanted to know.
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