TMS 2749: Vocal Deep Fry

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Rub it by Proxy. Laser Shits on the Plane. The weird end of the stick. (s) Oops, it hit me again. Going Home With Polio. Kia Dark Soul. Ok, now make a Moe joke. Old Man Ibbottâs Hard Candy. Brian's Nice Rack... of comics. Non fungible banana. Stephanie likes it! Glad it's the small can. Greedflation. Livin' Large Off Pasta Money. That New game Smell with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Tuesday is named after the number two.
0:02.3	It's the day of the week we celebrate all the uses of two,
0:05.2	T-O-T-O-O and T-W-O.
0:08.0	You too can celebrate by signing up at patreon.com slash T-M-S.
0:13.1	Coming up on the morning stream, rub it by proxy.
0:15.8	Laser shits on the plane.
0:17.7	The weird end of the stick.
0:19.3	Oops, it hit me again. Going home with polio.
0:23.0	Kia Dark Soul. Okay, now make a mojoke. Old man Ibitt's hard candy.
0:27.7	Brian's nice rack of comics. Non-fungible banana. Stephanie likes it. I'm glad it's the small
0:34.2	can. Greedflation. Living large off pasta money.
0:38.2	That new game smell with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:42.8	The first improvement of toilet paper, as we know it since the 1880s.
0:46.9	Hey, what's going on on this side?
0:48.9	D. D. M.S.
0:53.6	D. D. M.. We're action figures.
1:08.4	Hello, I'm muted. Good morning, everybody. You mute yourself when you have to cough, see, and then I forgot to unmute it.
1:13.1	Hey, you got to you.
1:13.6	Don't forget to unmute you.
1:14.2	Like a dumbass.
1:15.3	Hey, everybody.
1:16.1	Welcome to TMS.
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