TMS 2711: Crumply Little Mess

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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I Don't Like Cereal and Kimcheeeeeeeeee. C3PFaux. No News, No Internet, and No Lt. Yar. Rock-Hard Sweaty Men. Manic Pixie Bench-presser. The one hand case. Stop or my bomb will shoot. Zero Gravity Mattress. Comparing Our Nuts. A Place for the Rich and Serious. Hella Helena. Chewy Air. Photoshop a Superhero Xerox of a Kleenex. The Same Effing Plane. The Morning Superheros with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:44.4	I don't like cereal and Kim Chi.
0:48.4	See three-foe.
0:49.7	No news, no internet, and no lieutenant Yar.
0:53.0	Rock-hard sweaty men.
0:54.7	Manic Pixie Bench Presser.
0:56.5	The one-hand case.
0:57.6	Stop or my bomb will shoot.
0:59.4	Zero gravity mattress.
1:00.8	Comparing are nuts.
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