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The Morning Stream

TMS 2705: Paint Your Head

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2024

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

Dueling CAPSLOCK. Monibot. Haitian Cat Recipes. My legs are dead, Gym. Brian's Bobble Bump. Whittling: the Original 3D Printer. Cookie Cutter Bro. Listen While Chore-ing. No Cards, No Cigars, and NO LT. YAR! We Can Toggle It For You Wholesale. Pineapple Hypothesis. Don't Call Them STDeeeeees! Can't See the Truth for Your Nose. Organs are in, Kazoos are out. The Other Guys with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Meet Jamal. Hey.

0:01.4

Jamal's just reversed into another car.

0:04.6

And of all the people.

0:06.1

Oh no.

0:07.1

It's his ex.

0:08.3

How's he going to deal with this awkward situation?

0:11.0

Thankfully, Aviva can help solve this car insurance conundrum.

0:14.8

If you've had an accident, we'll talk to everyone else involved, so you won't have to,

0:19.3

Jamal.

0:20.3

Helping solve your car insurance puzzles, it takes Aviva.

0:24.4

Get a quote today at aviva.co. UK.

0:27.3

Look at you with your fancy pants job sitting at your laptop all day on your video meetings

0:36.9

saying things like let's circle back on this or can you drill down on that or or deep dive?

0:45.0

You know what you are don't you? You're entitled. That's what?

0:50.0

That's right. Most people who use a screen at work are entitled to claim free eye care.

0:54.8

Ask your boss about getting one of our vouchers. Should have reached out to Spexavers.

1:02.4

Talking to my shadow, he advised me not to worry, said I should plant my tree and let it rise out of the fury.

1:08.0

Good thing I signed up at patreon.com slash TMS and so should you coming up on the morning stream

1:14.5

dueling caps lock monobot patient cat recipes by legs are dead Jim brines bubble Jim, Brian's Bobble Bump. Whittling the original 3D printer.

1:24.1

Cookie cutter, bro, listen, while choring.

1:26.9

You'll get no cards, no cigars, and no lieutenant yar.

1:31.4

We can toggle it for you wholesale.

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