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The Morning Stream

TMS 2698: Needa Person

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Skateboard for the Lord. Is it Too Early to get a Sand Clamwich. The Shape of Coke Zero. BladeAlienPredatorRunner. Fans of Fanning are Fanning their Fannies. The breakup Cardigans. Sphereception. Chick Fil A No Gay. Brian the Drag Queen Lyft Driver Trivia Host. I have a particular set of Bluetooth trackers. Whales are all head. You know what I do give a damn my dear. Reality Bullshit. Star Wars Voltron Gamers. Deep fried innovations with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

on a clear summer night. You can see the birds getting ready to fly south for the fall weather.

0:05.1

And if you listen closely, you can hear some of them say,

0:08.0

sign up for the TMS Patreon at Patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream skateboard for the Lord.

0:16.0

Hey, is it turly to get a sand clam which?

0:19.0

The shape of Coke Zero.

0:21.0

Blade alien predator runner.

0:22.0

Fans of fanning are fanning their fanies.

0:24.4

The breakup Cardigans.

0:25.8

Sphere reception.

0:27.1

Chick filet, no gay.

0:28.8

Brian the Drag Queen, lift driver trivia host.

0:31.0

I have a particular set of Bluetooth trackers.

0:33.4

Wales are all head. You know what? I do give a damn my dear.

0:37.4

Reality bullshit. Star Wars Voltron gamers. Deep-fried innovations with Wendy and more on this episode of the morning stream

0:45.4

n-nom-n-num-num-num-num-num-num. There's a lot of guys that can skateboard real good but

0:49.6

they're not doing it for the Lord. Doesn't matter matter how good you are what your attitude is.

0:54.0

That's what God really cares about. You skateboard for him and not to show up in front of your friends.

0:59.0

So I skateboard for the Lord? You do everything for the Lord.

1:02.0

You mow the lawn for the Lord, watch dishes for the Lord.

1:05.0

Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds. The Morning Stream

1:20.0

Stream. Well, of course, I am the supreme being. I'm not entirely dim.

1:25.0

Hello, everybody.

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