TMS 2680: Tall Narcissists

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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You Get NO Brian, NO Wendi & NO Lt Yar! Booster Hearts. FDA Special Agent. Baby Bird Burrito. There's more to Ireland than Lucky Charms. Science Adjacent. Boiling Boogersnots. Cancer Crabs. Bless Me Podfather For I Have Sinned. Big-eared Idiot Head. Make Utah Mid Again! Bring Back the 50 Wife Deal. They Looked at he valley and said We'll Take It, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	There's diggin and then there's super digging.
0:05.0	There's food and then there's baker's super-foods.
0:08.0	There's food.
0:09.0	And then there's baker's super foods.
0:11.0	Made with selected natural ingredients and tasty chicken.
0:15.4	The food.
0:16.4	And then there's Baker Superfoods.
0:19.4	Look at you with your fancy pants job, sitting at your laptop all day on your video meetings saying things like let's circle back on this or can you drill down on that or can you drill down on that? Or deep dive.
0:35.4	You know what you are, don't you?
0:37.2	You're entitled.
0:38.8	That's what?
0:40.1	That's right.
0:41.1	Most people who use a screen at work are entitled to claim free eye care.
0:44.8	Ask your boss about getting one of our vouchers.
0:47.5	Should have reached out to Spexavers.
0:58.6	I have a horse and his name is Harry the horse. Harry has one request of all of you people today. Is it to get a drink at the bar?
1:00.6	Nay! Is it to eat a donut this weekend? Nay! Is it to join our
1:06.2	Patreon at Patreon.com slash TMS? Why, yes it is. Thanks Harry. Coming up on the
1:12.4	morning stream, you'll get no Brian, no Wendy, and no lieutenant
1:17.4	YAR. Booster hearts.
1:19.5	FDA Special Agent. Baby Bird Burrito.
1:22.2	There's more to Ireland than lucky charms.
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