TMS 2678: Joe Danger Sky

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

You get no breast exam, no pap smear, and no Lt. YAR! Let's Talk About the Duck in the Room. Stick a thermo meter in your duo denim. I Don't Like Your Mac & Cheeeeeese! The BEST shit. Squirting those digestive juices. Scott's Mom Is An Outlaw. 10:15 With A Colon. Fun-Sized Episode. No Show Monday! Experian elder care. Where Do You Need Your Cream Filled? Brundlefly Funktastic. Don't say a WORD about the oranges! The year was 1984 and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Look at you with your fancy pants job sitting at your laptop all day on your video meetings
0:06.8	saying things like let's circle back on this or can you drill down on that? Or deep dive.
0:15.0	You know what you are, don't you?
0:17.0	You're entitled. That's what?
0:20.0	That's right.
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1:03.0	While walking on the shore, I found a seashell that I put up to my ear.
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1:10.0	Patreon.com slash TMS.
1:12.0	I smiled because I knew it was true.
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