TMS 2673: Rubbin' Nubbins

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Anal Funnel Cake. How to train your algorithm. The devil made this table. Space Camel Toe. She Spoke with her Fist. You'll Get No Data, No Chemistry, and No Lt Yar! New Borg Burrito from Chipotle. He Was Into Old Man Worm. Scott complains about his pencil. In there diggin' with my fingers. Getting Through The Garbage. Quarterly Apple Fritter. The Gap is a Design Feature. It happened in Gay Paris with Tom. Try Not to Lactate with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Look at you with your fancy pants job sitting at your laptop all day on your video meetings
0:06.8	saying things like let's circle back on this or can you drill down on that? Or deep dive.
0:15.0	You know what you are, don't you?
0:17.0	You're entitled. That's what?
0:20.0	That's right.
0:21.0	Most people who use a screen at work are entitled to claim free eye care.
0:24.4	Ask your boss about getting one of our vouchers.
0:27.0	Should have reached out to Spexavers.
0:30.0	Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival, three for a city break.
0:37.0	It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:41.0	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:43.2	All right.
0:44.0	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior, and don't get us started on Mel.
0:49.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:52.8	All aboard, miss, I finally got plans out the group chat.
0:55.7	Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us.
0:58.2	P and O'ferries, there is another way.
1:00.0	I think I swallowed a bug but that's okay because even though we sometimes swallow
1:07.0	bugs we know that there are a bunch of very supportive patrons signed up at
1:10.2	Patreon.com slash TMS a big thanks to them and to you for considering signing up to.
1:15.0	Coming up on the morning stream, anal funnel cake.
1:17.8	How to train your algorithm.
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