TMS 2659: Two Wasps, One Stone

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2024

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Pee Scrapings. Uncle Tubby. Yaaard Situation. We Hear Kim Eyerolling. Asymmetrical nipples. Don't Come To TMS To Learn Stuff. If the 1940's were a person. Hard of Verbal. READ MY LIPS. It's Pronounced JIF. It puts the lotion on the feathers or it gets the rake again. Lyft School. Mouthing the Passenger. it burns on the way out. Never a Thomas, always a Tom, with Tom. Recommentals With NO Randy, NO Nicole & NO Lt YAR, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Ever pick up a newspaper and wonder where all the good news is?
0:03.2	Wonder no more. It happens here at Patreon.com slash TMS.
0:07.5	Coming up on the morning stream, Pea Scrapings.
0:10.0	Uncle Tubby.
0:10.9	Yard situation.
0:13.0	We hear Kim, eye-rolling.
0:15.0	Aesymmetrical nipples.
0:16.0	Don't come to TMS to learn stuff.
0:18.0	If the 1940s were a person.
0:20.0	Hard of verbal.
0:21.0	Read my lips.
0:22.0	It's pronounced jiff. It puts the loo Hard of verbal. verbal. Read my lips.
0:23.0	It's pronounced jiff.
0:24.0	It puts the lotion on the feathers or else it gets the rake again.
0:28.0	Lift school.
0:29.0	Mouthing the passenger.
0:30.0	It burns on the way out.
0:32.0	Never a tom is always a Tom with Tom.
0:34.0	Recamentals with no Randy, no Nicole, and no Lieutenant Yar.
0:40.0	On this episode of the morning stream.
0:43.0	Kevin, flight attendants then and now, aren't there just a wait on you?
0:48.0	They play an important safety role on the flight crew.
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