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The Morning Stream

TMS 2650: Serial Senior Slingshot Shooter

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

I Don't Like Beeeeeeeeves. Don't pee so close to me. Scott has not scene ALL of Furiosa yet. Bars In The Basement. Pounding Patrons Down Your Throat. Not Annoying In 2 Places. Public Peeing Protocol. Where's Harvey Chip? Let there be traffic light. Happy Day Of Hamburgling. Whipped out Larry the Scarry. Garden Hose Cooldown. Isn't there a lift that goes on stairs called a Stair something. Thou shall erect a stoplight! Can I Pet That Dawwwwwg with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Imagine a world where people support creators directly.

0:04.0

You don't have to imagine because it's possible and already happening.

0:08.0

Or heppendending.

0:09.0

Join us at Patreon.com slash TMS today.

0:12.0

Coming up on the morning stream.

0:14.0

I don't like beves.

0:17.0

Don't pee so close to me.

0:20.0

Scott has not seen all of Furiosa yet.

0:22.0

Bars in the basement. Pounding Patreon. Got has not seen all of Furiosa yet.

0:22.6

Bars in the basement.

0:24.2

Pounding patrons down your throat.

0:26.0

Not annoying in two places.

0:28.4

Public ping protocol.

0:29.8

Where's Harvey Chip?

0:31.3

Let there be traffic light.

0:33.3

Happy day of hamburgling.

0:35.4

Whipped out Larry the Scary.

0:36.8

Garden hose cool down.

0:38.3

Isn't there a lift that goes on stairs called a stair something?

0:42.4

Thou shalt erect a stair something.

0:42.5

Thou shalt erect a stoplight.

0:44.7

Can I pit that down with Dan and more

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