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The Morning Stream

TMS 2644: Fort Boyardeee

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Whiff of Ibbott. Glove Box of Holding. The Cameron Wipe. Baldwin Bush. No More Cruise, Just Hanks. How Is Your Camel Toe Doing? What's In Scott's Eyedrops. Bermuda, No Shorts. Total Squatch Hunter. F that Uptown Girl. New Clear Wessel. Scott's Car Is full Of Sharpies. Did we guess Fleshlight? No? Too Bad. Gemini Man or Machine with Tom. Loud Mother-In-Law with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

AI might be the most important innovation ever, with literally billions being invested.

0:05.4

The problem is that AI needs the right data and a lot of speed and processing power.

0:10.4

So how do you compete without costs spiraling out of control?

0:15.0

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0:18.0

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0:19.7

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0:25.1

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0:27.2

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0:32.4

and Oracle Red Bull Racing, take a free test drive at

0:35.6

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0:40.0

Meet John.

0:41.0

Hello.

0:42.0

It's Friday night and he's just dented his partner's new car.

0:45.8

Now he's wondering if he can make a claim before she gets back home on Monday.

0:49.7

Thankfully, Aviva can help solve this car insurance conundrum.

0:53.2

We're available for new planes around the clock, so John can sort this out right away.

0:58.0

Breaking the news is up to him though.

1:00.0

Um, darling. Helping solve your car insurance puzzles, it takes Aviva.

1:05.0

Get a quote today at Aviva.co. UK.

1:08.0

Everyone likes a new beginning. Me too. That's why I suggest having your new beginning

1:16.9

begin by joining our Patreon at patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream,

1:23.0

With of Ibit.

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