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The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Scott Does Pot Math. weirdly porous. Prison Toilet Cosplay. One-Eyed Willy's Hotdog Water. 12 Chickens per Beaver Tail. Ugly Muffins. Char My Dog. A DanDecaGram. Factoring the Crap Outta Polynomials. A nice digestive biscuit. Unfathomably Bored. You're An Asshole Charlie Brown. Rusty Trumpet. Bono Doesn't Owe You an Apology. Forgetting To Be Tired with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Hey, just look at these names, Eric Graves, Turd Ferguson, and Whiskey Jack.
0:05.2	Be like those names, and sign up at Patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:10.3	Coming up on the morning stream, Scott does pot math.
0:13.3	Weirdly porous, prison toilet cosplay.
0:15.8	One-eyed Willy's hot dog water.
0:17.8	Twelve chickens per beaver tail.
0:19.6	Ugly muffins.
0:20.6	Charmedide dog.
0:21.6	A Dan Decagram. Factoring the crap out of polynomials. A nice digestive
0:26.5	biscuit. Unfathomably bored. You're an asshole, Charlie Brown.
0:31.0	Rusty trumpet. Bono doesn't owe you an apology.
0:33.7	But you do.
0:34.7	Forgetting to be tired with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:39.6	A sword that seers the hand of he who wields it, and a healing art amend.
0:45.0	A man numb to pain, and a woman whose very touch deals nothing but.
0:50.0	Now grab a whistle and prepare to be empowered.
0:53.0	The morning stream, one way or the other, this war ends tonight. M.S.B.S.B.
1:15.0	Good morning everybody.
1:17.0	Welcome to TMS.
1:18.0	It's the morning stream for Thursday, April 4, 2024.
1:22.3	I'm Scott Johnson with significant at Tybron.
1:24.0	April 4th, that's right, it's Martin Luther, the day Martin Luther King got shot and
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