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The Morning Stream

TMS 2621: Toilet Epiphany

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Nuts on bark. You'll get no Punished Props, No second half of the show, and NO LT. YAR! She's Legs All The Way Down... And To The Left. Indiana Jones and the Frisbee of Doom. The Lotion On the Skin Guy. I've seen a fat kid get shot with some bullets. It's Time To Watch Goonieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. AI art is like porn. You know it when you see it. Let us Snopes that for Ya. Sugar-free Sugary Things. Ten Easy Payments of 175 Million. Tomorrow's show will be normal. Once you get into the box you can suitcase that stuff up. It hit me whilst on the toilet. Bill's Making Farts and less on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:59.9

TMS coming up on the morning stream, nuts on bark.

1:03.8

You'll get no punish props, no second half of the show, and no lieutenant Yar!

1:09.6

She's legs all the way down and to the left Indiana Jones and the frisbee of

1:14.6

doom the lotion on the skin guy I've seen a fat kid get shot with some bullets

1:18.8

it's time to watch goonies aye art is like porn.

1:24.0

You know it when you see it.

1:26.0

Let us snopes that for you.

1:27.0

Sugar-free, sugary things.

1:29.0

Ten easy payments of $175 million.

1:32.0

Tomorrow show will be normal.

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