TMS 2610: Blue Diamond Phillips

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2024

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Spread Your Seed With Purpose. Let Them Eat Kellogs Cereal. No show yesterday. Fondle My Chips mmmmm. Smells like duck tongue in here! Tarantino approved feet chips. Sex is a first person shooter. I do not know the name of Luckeeeey. Recipe Upgrade. Feet and Flavor Never Belong Together. The Eye Pupil. Le Grand Fromage. Scissors Etiquette. Talking about whatever Tom wants, with Tom. Randy has become Recommentals, watcher of movies and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	I'm a computer man
0:02.0	The Macintosh man with a virus scan
0:05.0	moving your files all across the land some Photoshop filters in
0:07.5	after dark get your Microsoft office express your quark
0:10.0	millions of colors with a veram chip about a system crash that'll make you blue.
0:13.7	I'm a computer!
0:15.7	Last game. The Morning Stream
0:27.0	Stream!
0:28.0	Don't eat that!
0:29.2	It's Pluto! So. Greetings and welcome to TMS, the morning stream for Wednesday, March 5th, is it?
0:40.0	Sixth.
0:41.0	Sorry. Good to see it out of the corner of my eyes. The sixth.
0:43.9	Yeah, now know everybody who thought that we didn't do a show yesterday.
0:46.8	They're the first second. They said, oh wait, there was a show. Oh,
0:49.7	crap. Now we've confused them further. I tried to let everybody know on all the channels and stuff.
0:55.0	There's always somebody who's like, where's the show?
0:57.0	I apologize to them.
0:58.0	Well, and things were down.
1:00.0	Like we couldn't let people know on Facebook or Instagram because they were down.
1:04.8	That's true. The only place that was up was Twitter, or no X, formerly known as Twitter.
1:10.5	And I don't, I don't, I don't, you know, whatever know whatever I put it there but nobody reads that anymore and I'm at least I get the feeling they don't and so you know I'd let you know via other methods and it was as good as we could do and we apologize with serious technical issues on many fronts.
1:25.1	It had to have been tied together, it had to have been.
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