TMS 2603: Freehand Freebird

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2024

⏱️ 94 minutes

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I prefer Steely Dan's brother, Aluminumy Jim. wrapped in Mylar. The Sominex half time show. Tramp Stamp in perpetuity. Does my chewing gum lose it's flavor on the burlap overnight. Kimâs tattoo starts with onions. You get NO Adele, NO Lionel Richie & NO Lieutenant Yar! Starter Farter. Dutch Shake N Bake. How Do You Like Them Maggots. Boujee Buoy. Motley Crue Ft Wheezer. A Hellava Lotta Hellos. YOU DON'T NEED RICE! with Tom. Yeast-free recommentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	F word and travel.
0:03.0	With an H-SBC Global Money Account,
0:05.0	you can drop facts from Acapulco to Zurich.
0:08.0	That means no fuss here.
0:10.0	Fondroix.
0:11.0	No fuss here.
0:12.0	Howdy, and definitely no fis here.
0:15.0	Pay no HsBC fees overseas with a global money account.
0:19.0	HsBC UK opening up a world of opportunity.
0:22.0	Available to HsB. UK customers with an eligible current account.
0:25.0	Exclude some accounts such as the H.S.B. Basic Bank account for mobile banking users only.
0:29.0	Non-H-H-S-S-B.C. fees may apply.
0:30.0	The Morning Stream just keeps on on keeping on every day, but it can actually do that without the help from our listeners.
0:38.0	Good thing there's a Patreon.com slash TMS for people like Quakeholio, James Garcia, and Charles, be like them.
0:46.0	Coming up on TMS, I prefer Steely Dan's brother, Alumnimmy Jim, wrapped in mylar.
0:53.5	The Somonex Half-time Show.
0:55.5	Tramp stamp in perpetuity.
0:57.2	Does my chewing gum lose its flavor on the burlap overnight?
1:00.6	Kim's tattoo starts with onions. You'll get no Adele, no
1:04.3	Lionel Ricci, and no lieutenant yard!
1:07.4	Starter! Dutch Shake and Bake. How do you like them maggots?
1:11.2	Boosie-booie!
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