TMS 2597: Royal Alchemist

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2024

⏱️ 89 minutes

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The Hands Don't Scan. How about a Buoy. Push My Cans Really Hard. Favorite German Girl Band - Die Lollipops. You Get No Line Buzz, No Mice in the Attic, No Lieutenant Yar! Annoying or Cornbread. Shmerp is weird. Boot A Judge. Stuck Brian In The End. Don't dip to close to the UPS. Scooping chili with your arms. You Say Busyemi, I Say Buscemi. Trust the meth, not the Tylenol. the original of the cover is terrible. Thin Mint speeding tickets with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	TMS is brought to you every single episode by the support magnificent patrons at
0:05.1	Patreon.com slash TMS people like young art erton and mr robot coming up on
0:11.9	TMS the hands don't scan.
0:14.0	How about a buoy?
0:16.0	Push my cans really hard.
0:18.0	Favorite German girl band Die Lollipops.
0:20.0	You'll get no line buzz, no mice in the attic, and no lieutenant yard.
0:25.0	Annoying or cornbread.
0:26.7	Shmirp is weird.
0:27.8	Bhutajajaj.
0:28.8	Just stuck brain in the end.
0:30.2	Don't dip too close to the UPS.
0:32.3	Scooping chili with your arms.
0:34.0	You say bussemic, I say bussamy.
0:36.0	Trust the meth, not the Tylenol.
0:38.0	The original of the cover is terrible.
0:40.0	Thin mint speeding tickets with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:47.4	Here we have a focus of Acnecrosis.
0:49.7	Note that some of the nuclei have disappeared
0:52.8	and the cell walls are blurred.
0:55.2	He took these pictures, James Garner.
0:57.0	Can I take your coat?
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