TMS 2585: Rhesus Species

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2024

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Lemonade-Based Hearing Loss. Scurvy Simplex 1. The Bag of Freezage. Thanks for the cup of diabetes. I don't like Monkey Herpeeeeees! I bought $20 of identity theft. Don't Shove Your 12 Year Old Into A Box. Jiffy Lube keeps my food cold. Pipe Safe Goo. A Paul Sized Hole. Hermes Simplex. There are 3 Mistakes. How's your mom's therapy game? In a box, in a bag, in the trash. Her Idiot Older Brother with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Some things just add some play to your day.
0:03.0	Catching the toast as it pops out of the toaster,
0:05.6	dancing down the street to your favorite playlist.
0:09.0	Wearing a sparkly boots to the shop.
0:11.2	Best of all, picking the new gold scratch card.
0:14.0	A gold scratch card please.
0:16.0	Thank you.
0:17.0	And doing your own drum roll.
0:18.0	This is exciting.
0:21.0	Add some play to your day, the scratch cards from the National Lottery.
0:25.0	Search stream big, play small.
0:26.6	Rules and procedures apply, players must be 18 or over. TMS happens through the magic of fan support people like Steve Jackson
0:36.3	Brian Burgess and Dustin S for example be like them sign up at patreon
0:42.0	com slash TMS.
0:44.0	Coming up on TMS, lemonade based hearing loss.
0:47.0	Scurvy Simplex 1.
0:49.0	The bag of freezage.
0:51.0	Thanks for the cup of diabetes.
0:53.2	I don't like monkey herpes.
0:56.8	I bought $20 worth of identity theft.
0:59.7	Don't shove your 12-year-old into a box.
1:01.8	Jiffy lube keeps my food cold.
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