TMS 2575: New Year, Same Show

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Rock-Em, Sock-Em Rats. Holy sister of the immaculate nugget. First Shit of 2024. I'll Never Say Twenty Twenty Threeeeeeeeeee. Both Ends Have A Butt. I can't drive...whatever the posted speed limit is in your particular state! Flipping the Fryers in the Temple of Big Mac. I can't believe I paid $55 for this! American Balls Dropping. OK New Boomers. You'll have no stops, no traffic signals, and no Lieutenant Yar!! Jamie's Big Nasty Hand. Stop trying to make AWE SOME happen. Red On-Air Light with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	AI might be the most important new computer technology ever. The problem is that
0:05.2	AI needs a lot of speed and processing power. So how do you compete without costs
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0:19.5	your infrastructure, database, application development, and AI needs.
0:24.0	So now you can train your AI models at twice the speed and less than half the cost of other clouds.
0:29.7	If you want to do more and spend less, take a free test drive of OCI at oracle.com
0:37.0	slash elevate oracle dot com slash elevate
0:39.6	TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at
0:45.2	Patreon.com slash TMS like Rabbi Bob Graham stroll and Mario ha
0:52.0	coming up on TMS, Rockham Sockham Rants.
0:55.0	Holy sister of the Immaculate nugget.
0:58.0	For shit of 2024.
0:59.0	I never say 2023.
1:01.0	Both ends have a butt.
1:04.0	I can't drive.
1:05.0	Whatever the post-a-speed limit in your particular state is.
1:08.0	Flipping the friars in the temple of Big Mac.
1:10.0	I can't believe I paid 55 for this.
1:12.0	American balls dropping. new boomers you'll have no stops no
1:17.0	traffic signals and no lieutenant yar
1:19.5	Jamie's big nasty hand. Stop trying to make awesome!
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