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The Morning Stream

TMS 2567: Tomato Blame

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

If you're married - Cut It in Half. Simply Drawing Santa Claus All The Time. All for One or None for All. Please mind the Kid's Gap. Looking at John's Ham. Zoe's Softcore Calendar. Still Require that Teat. At the law office of Strawberry Lemon and White. Backwards Address Bullshit. Calendar etiquette. Napoleon, Give Me Some of Your Frites. Charcuterie Board. What is Athlete? IKEA Knightly. Going Postal with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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com slash TMS like Scott Zimmer Bruce Sutherland and Chase Walters coming up on TMS if you're

0:29.2

married cut it in half simply drawing Santa Claus all the time. All for one and none for all.

0:36.4

Please mind the kids gap. Looking at John's Ham.

0:39.6

Zoe's soft core calendar. Still require that teat. At the law office of

0:44.4

strawberry lemon and white. Backwards address bullshit. calendar etiquette.

0:49.1

Napoleon give me some of your frets. Shark cutary board.

0:53.0

What is Athlete?

0:54.3

IKEA Knightley.

0:55.3

Going postal with Bobby and more on this episode of the Morning Stream.

0:59.5

All we need to do is find the tooth of a baby crocodile,

1:02.4

the blood of a pigeon, and the pub of a verdin and then we just have to burn them all before sunset

1:06.2

what's the world coming to is all I'm saying The Morning Stream

1:19.0

Stream, Don't Eat that. It's Pluto.

1:22.0

The Morning Stream. Don't eat that. It's Pluto. Good morning everybody.

1:27.0

It is the morning,

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