TMS 2566: Seat Meat

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2023

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

I saw Scotty drawing Santa Claus, streaming on the internet last night. Shit Outta Cards Dot Com. Say Schlitz Slowly. Polygon Scheme. Dear money, I miss you. Please come home. Mango, cucumber, seaweed stuff. Chopsticks on my mind. Stages Of Stupid. Vaseline Milk. Free pavement pizza with fill up. The Untouched Crayon. Literary Tits. Auntie-antimum. The color of dumb. Don't call me Windy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	The Mississippi Mud Pie inspired Molokona is back.
0:07.0	And it's more 90s than calling your crush on the house phone whilst watching someone's
0:12.0	mom getting
0:12.7	gonged on the telly.
0:14.8	Unlock your core memories with new Mueller Corner originals.
0:18.9	TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at
0:25.2	Patreon.com slash TMS like Melissa Nathan Dyer and Mika Storm coming up on
0:32.0	TMS I saw Scotty drawing sand a clause streaming on the
0:37.0	internet last night.
0:39.0	Very nice.
0:40.0	Shid Out of cards.com.
0:41.6	Say Schlitz slowly
0:43.8	polygon scheme dear money i miss you please come home
0:47.4	mango cucumber
0:48.9	seaweed stuff chopsticks on my mind stages of stupid
0:53.1	Vaseline milk gross free pavement pizza with Philip the untouched crayon
0:58.8	literary tits anti-anthemum the color of dumb.
1:03.0	Don't call me Windy with Wendy and more on this episode of the morning stream.
1:09.0	I'm a nobody. You understand and you can't kill a person with no body.
1:15.0	So why am I afraid?
1:18.0	I'm not afraid.
1:19.0	I'm afraid of the boogie man.
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