TMS 2556: All Hail Shlamoopy

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2023

⏱️ 116 minutes

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I Have Spread Disease Before. M'Cack not M'Cock. The Stamps of Attunement. Darren Agnostic. Exiling Squirrels. Soft and Soggy Bags. Weirdo White Man. The Smell of Burning Smoke. It wasnât me. It was the face. I'm in the mood for goat horns. Michael is a Psychotic Child. Shirtless With A Baby Tiger. Jesus is a Pillow. Click on my box and tell me that you love me. Being Rude to Boomers with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	With UK Export Finance, I'm fulfilling more export orders from around the world with working capital support.
0:06.5	Export insurance means I'll get paid when exporting the challenging markets.
0:11.0	At UK Export Finance, we believe no viable UK export should fail for lack of finance or
0:16.1	insurance.
0:17.1	Between 2022 and 2023, we provided 6.5 billion pounds of government-backed trade finance to support UK exports.
0:24.0	Learn how we could help you win export contracts, fulfill orders, and get paid.
0:28.0	Search UK export finance today.
0:30.0	TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash
0:36.8	T. M. like John Baker, Bat Dan, and Jason T. Coming up on TMS, I have spread disease before.
0:44.8	Macac, not my cock.
0:46.2	The stamps of attuned.
0:48.0	I'm Darren Agnostic.
0:49.7	Exiling squirrels.
0:51.0	Soft and soggy bags. Weird white man the smell of burning smoke wasn't me it was the face I'm in the mood for goat horns
0:58.8	Michael is a psychotic child shirtless with a baby tiger. Jesus is a pillow.
1:03.8	Click on my box and tell me that you love me.
1:06.8	Being rude to Boomers with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1:12.2	Guess what? Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are giving out their personal numbers.
1:16.0	If you call 1,900,909, 3,700, you can listen to their private phone messages and get their personal number where you can leave them a message of your own. I guess I believe you. I love about my job.
1:39.0	I get to travel, see the world meet new cultures.
1:42.0	I mean, it's all bacterial but hey what the bleep.
1:47.0	Hello everybody welcome to TMS it is Thursday
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