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The Morning Stream

TMS 2555: The Wrong Whopper

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

The B-52 Ladies. There are always two Twix, a master, and an apprentice. (V) I'm fed up with the emma effing Clares on this emma effing Plane. Headwound Harry. Don't Dead. A cat named Judah. $20 buys you 5 acres and a horse. Guns And Potatoes In Idaho. The Poop & Pee Preshow. Overnight Hump & Dump. Burger King Fries. y'know For Dogs. Impossible to Save Cows. DTK: Down To KitKat. In Brussels they're just called Sprouts... With Tom! SchittOutOfPotential.com with Scott, Brian, Randy...AND A CAVEMAN and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Our universe is a fascinating and awe-inspiring place.

0:04.0

Did you know that your hair collects dust from space,

0:07.0

that the universe is expanding inside your body,

0:10.0

or that there are diamonds everywhere.

0:13.0

I'm Tom Kerr's, astronomer and author,

0:16.0

and these are just a few of the 101 fascinating topics

0:20.0

explained in my new astronomy book, Diamonds Everywhere,

0:25.0

or inspiring astronomy discoveries,

0:28.0

available from all good booksellers.

0:30.0

TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at

0:36.2

Patreon.com slash TMS like Wizuma, Gore Deep, and Wolf the Martian diplomat great selection today.

0:43.7

Coming up on TMS the B 52 ladies.

0:46.5

There are always two twigs, a master and an apprentice.

0:50.3

I'm fed up with these mother-fin cl clairs on this mother-effin plane.

0:54.4

Head wound Harry.

0:55.6

Don't dead. A cat named Judah.

0:57.6

$20 buys you five acres on a horse.

1:00.0

Guns and potatoes in Idaho.

1:01.9

The Poop and P pre-Show.

1:03.7

Overnight hump and dump.

1:05.4

Burger King fries, you know, for dogs.

1:08.0

Impossible to save cows.

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